8 Signs That You Are A Wannabe Trying To Look Cool
The line between being cool and being a wannabe is very thin. The one job you have is to make sure that you do NOT cross this line. Crossing this line could prove fatal and crazily humorous as well. So here is a list of signs that you are a wannabe who believes you're looking cool.
Randomly Speaking In An Accent
Imagine this. You're out with your office colleagues for a meeting. One of your seniors from the U.S. comes and joins your meeting. There are many things you could do here. But as you try to impress them with your ‘impeccable' English skills, you start talking in some accent that sounds like a crossover of Zulu and Peruvian with an added element of Australian. Yes, in this case, you're not cool. You are a wannabe.
Wearing Sunglasses When Not In The Sun
You're out clubbing. You're there to dance a little, but your main aim is to score a date. Amidst all the music, lights and gorgeous women, you are wearing sunglasses. When you do something like this, you are single-handedly beating the entire purpose of sunglasses. And yes, you guessed it right. You are a wannabe.
Wearing A Cap In Random Ways
Wearing a cap has only got one purpose – protecting your eyes from the sun. Therefore, it should be worn that way, with the brim in the front. But since humankind has its own share of experimental geniuses, we have people who put the brim area on the side, back, midway, and what not. If you are one of these bright minds, then sorry to say – you are a wannabe.
The Way You Talk To Women
Picture this. You're out with your friends, and one of them gets his newly single female friend to hang out. You take an immediate liking towards her. You want to initiate something there. What do you do? You immediately start talking in your ‘exemplary' English vocabulary to impress her. If you're this random language-switcher, then yes, you are a wannabe.
Wearing Clothes That Are Too Loose
You are out to buy clothes. The size that fits you perfectly might be an ‘M'. But since you are the pinnacle of human evolution, you buy a ‘XXL', and wear pants which are almost down to your knees. This is not any kind of ‘swag' or anything; you are just a wannabe.
Wearing Weird Colors
This is a Public Service Announcement. Please note that a neon green shirt, neon pink pants and lemon yellow glares with blue glasses DO NOT match with each other. If you think that they match even after the above PSA, you are a wannabe of the highest order.
Playing Music Loudly In A Car
Car? Check. 100W bass boosting woofer? Check. Honey Singh songs? Check. Playing it loud enough to wake up the entire city? Triple check. If this is what your typical car outing looks or sounds like, you've crossed the previously mentioned thin line ages ago. You are a wannabe who's light years away from normalcy.
Not all jewellery is bad. A ring on each hand can be elegant, along with a sober chain. But why go for elegance, when you can look like the guy who is going to kill someone for his money? If you think wearing one of those chains that are used in cranes is cool, you need help. If you think 500 rings on your hand are cool, you need even more help. No one but Bappi Lahiri can carry that look.
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If you think that anything from the above list is okay, then may the Creator help you. But if you kick of all the traits away, you'll be what most people nowadays are not – a normally functioning human being. Like we said earlier, there is a very thin line between being cool and a wannabe. Do not cross that line. Let's make this world a better place for our eyes and ears.